The Real Tarzan book

Throughout the years in hollywood history, there have been many Tarzan movies. But theres always a common problem………….they have never been close to the books! Tarzan, is a barbarian, an anti-hero! The real Tarzan was just as savage as any ape! Heck, he kills many of them in savage, disgusting ways. He even kills cannibalistic natives with a noose he made from vines!
He gets civilized still, but he doesn’t say “Me Tarzan..You Jane.”, he learns how to speak French fluently! Man, when will hollywood get it right!
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